18 years after the events of the "original" IKWYDLS, a bunch of unlikable "kids" who accidentally caused a death swear their secrecy. A year later, the group meet up for a wedding, only to discover the Gorton's of Gloucester Fisherman is back to slice, dice, and hook his way through their group. (Along with a true crime podcaster who is more interesting than any of these cardboard cutouts.)
While FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES (2025) was a fun continuation of a clever franchise, this is a largely unnecessary attempt to relaunch what was a pretty D-grade franchise to begin with. Original stars Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Jennifer Love Hewitt return to lend some credence to the proceedings, although Prinze is out of his depth, as usual, even with this lightweight material. – Dan Taylor
Dan Taylor is the editor/publisher of Exploitation Retrospect and The Hungover Gourmet. He is also a big fan of fish sticks and does not like how the Gorton's of Gloucester Fisherman is portrayed in these films.

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